people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally
martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying
that’s like literally terrifying
"That’s why I love you Dougie you’re so random." -Harry Judd
You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box? Just say the first answer that comes into your mind.
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
Almost got her!!! @marvel
u ever bored enough in class that u doodle biblical angels on ur notes
My mother would like to have you know she thinks this is “doodleicious”
i like that word it is now officially part of my vocabulary
"God will bless you," said he, "you are an angel since you take care of the flowers."
"No," she replied. "I am the devil, but that’s all the same to me."
i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given