i’m reading naruto fanfiction and it’s so wild… naruto is an undercover cop who’s takes down the gay club itachi runs by seducing sasuke, but it turns out this is a reincarnation AU where he and sasuke are soulmates, so he falls in Real Love with sasuke… but after itachi is arrested, sasuke’s like DON’T TOUCH ME and naruto is heartbroken and is hung up on him for like three months… three months later he finds out that sasuke has been living 3 streets away from him the entire time, and it’s revealed that sasuke will go to the park near naruto’s house every day to just watch his apartment and then he goes home to jack off angrily. every day. i haven’t even finished the fic yet, but apparently itachi dedicates the rest of his life to trying to bomb sasuke and naruto’s gay wedding……. like damn naruto fans go so hard…
god on high
hear my plea
dallas les mis
it’s really interesting how so many mythological creatures that are exclusively female (harpies, banshees, sirens) are described as having really piercing or unpleasant or otherwise notable voices? sirens kill men with their songs, banshees shriek when someone is about to die, harpies are awful cawing bird-women
(watch out for the girls who know how to make noise; we are monsters)
Filling this prompt on pacificrimkink:
Newt is a very tactile person. He always goes in for hugs, cheek kisses, hand holding etc And no one is safe from it.
(small science man is very friendly and wont stop talking)
And then there’s Hawkeye. Hill didn’t ask Hawkeye to join her new team because she already knows he’s problems. Hill doesn’t want problems.
CLINT IS SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH WITH HIS FEET ON THE SEAT. THIS FUCKING HOODLUM
everything is making me cry
prime outfit for every character
Mjolnir is on the table.
Can we just talk about the moment when the Howling Commandos realize that the only reason any of them made it out is because Steve loves Bucky That. Fucking. Much.? That if Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes were just a tiny bit less adorable, they’d all be dead?